Laura
then comes in. "The sign on my
windshield said 'tire low.' I don't need
a flat out on the highway."
I tell
her, "Let me pump it up and then we can check for a slow leak." I pump the tire up to the recommended
pressure and then check the other tires as well. I then tell the lady, "We need to wait a bit,
before I check the pressure again, come into the customer lounge."
Laura
follows me into the customer lounge.
I then
tell her, "I bled air out of your tire.
I'm risking my life by telling you this.
The FBI is closing in on Billy.
Come tomorrow, Billy will be in jail or worse. You need to avoid Billy tonight. Fake some sort of girl medical problem, stay
home and don't answer the phone."
Laura
looks at me and says, "You're serious aren't you?"
"That car that Billy drives is a stolen. It has a fake VIN, Vehicle Identification
Number, although it's not just a number.
The VIN code contains a lot of identification about a vehicle. The information didn't exactly match Billy's
car. I checked and found the secret VIN, that the manufacturer hides. Billy's car was involved in some really nasty
crime. We had to report it, it's the
law."
I
lecture the lady, "Billy doesn't have the money to buy a car like that. So, he buys a stolen, on the cheap. The car that Billy bought was involved in
some really nasty crime. Either Billy
takes the fall for the crime or he rats out the people who sold him the
car. If he takes the fall, he goes down
hard, at least prison, maybe death. If he rats out the sellers, they kill him and
maybe anyone who hangs with him."
Laura
looks hard at me. She finally says, "I
had no idea. I won't be with Billy
tonight. I'm going home, break my date
with Billy, fix supper then call some of my girlfriends about my medical
problem. Then it's a night in bed, with
a book."
"Laura, I saved you a lot of trouble. All I want in return is a bit of short term
memory loss."
Laura
nods and recites, "I had a tire problem.
I stopped by the Highway Garage and they fixed it. I then drove home and had a girl medical
problem."
I say,
"Have a nice night and there won't be a book report due."
Laura
laughs and says, "Thank God for the small things."
With
that, we go back out to her car and I check the tire. The pressure, of course, is fine and I give her
the okay sign (just in case anybody is watching.)
Laura
then gets into her car and drives off.
I go
back to servicing cars, which is how I make my living. I put in a good day's work and then close up
and go off to the Friday night special at the Flame Pit. I eat and socialize a bit, but I leave early,
because, come tomorrow, I expect a lot of trouble.
In the
morning, I get into work and I have to open the place, by myself, because
Wesley isn't there yet. I get the place
opened and take in a couple of customer cars.
I then get to work.
I'm in
the middle of an oil and filter change, when Wesley wanders in.
Wesley
says, "I didn't come in yesterday, I was sick."
"That's strange, the people down at the Flame
Pit said that you were down at Lefty's, drinking and shooting pool. Now you can drink and shoot pool full time,
you're fired."
Wesley
whines, "A man gotta have a little fun."
"Just go and have your fun somewhere else. When you didn't even call, I mailed your
final check out, yesterday."
Wesley
then tells me to go fuck myself and he wanders off,
head down.
I get
the oil and filter change jobs done. I
then start in on a transmission rebuild.
I get
interrupted by a couple of goons. They
ask me, "You the people who serviced Billy's car?"
I tell
the goons, "We don't discuss the services we provide for our customers."
One of
the goons pulls a gun.
"On the other hand, yes, we did a standard oil
change/filter change service for Billy.
I also found a cable, with a cracked cover. The cable was sometimes shorting against the
intake manifold. I patched it with duct
tape, no charge, and I told Billy that he needed to have the cable replaced,
before the short stranded him on the highway.
However, the cheap bastard didn't want to pay for a real fix. If he got stranded on the road, it's Billy's
fault, not the Highway Garage."
The
goon asks, "You knew Billy's car was stolen?"
I
sigh, "We get a hot sheet from the police.
We get a car in, that's on the hot sheet, we call the police, like we supposta. Billy's
car wasn't on the hot sheet."
(About
this time, two gent-a-mon join the conversation.)
"FBI, you want to put down that gun?" (It really wasn't a question.)
The
goon puts down the gun.
The
FBI guys cuff the goons. They then ask
me, "What did the guys want with you?"
I
sigh, "We did a standard oil change/filter change service for Billy. I also found a cable, with a cracked
cover. The cable was sometimes shorting
against the intake manifold. I patched
it with duct tape, no charge, and I told Billy that he needed to have the cable
replaced, before the short stranded him on the highway. However, the cheap bastard didn't want to pay
for a real fix. If he got stranded, it's
Billy's fault, not the Highway Garage."
The
FBI guys asks, "Did they ask about Billy's car being stolen?"
I
sigh, "We get a hot sheet from the police.
We get a car in, that's on the hot sheet, we call the police, ever' damn
time, like we supposta. Billy's car wasn't on the hot sheet."
The
FBI guy says, "Ah, Billy's car wasn't a local stolen. Thus it wasn't on the local hot sheet. Nobody's accusing you of knowingly working on
a stolen car."
"Good! Because the
Highway Garage don't do that. However,
we do damn good work,
If you had your car serviced at the Highway Garage, you wouldn't
be driving around in a rental car."
The
FBI guy sighs, "We flew into a not too distant airport and rented a car
there. As to Billy being a regular
customer for the Highway Garage, don't count on it."
"If you gonna seize Billy's car,
you need to get the bad cable, with the cracked cover, fixed. The cable sometimes shorts against the intake
manifold. If you don't get it fixed
right, could leave you stranded on the highway."
The
FBI guy says, "We have the car in question at least on the way to the Police
impound lot."
I tell
the FBI guy, "Tell 'em about the bad cable. We do a lotta work
for the Police impound people. They know
about the Highway Garage."
The
FBI guys leave, taking the goons with them.
I work
the rest of the day. I do get a call
from Laura. She wants to talk to
me. I set up a meeting, in a small;
neighborhood park, come tomorrow.
In the
morning, I meet with Laura.
Laura
asks, "Jake, do you know what happened to Billy?"
"Not really although I had a couple of goons call on me,
at work, plus a couple of FBI guys."
Laura
exhales audibly, "The FBI arrested Billy and several other people, Friday
night. Do you have any idea why?"
"Yes I do. Billy
was driving a stolen car. If a thief
steals a $50,000 car. It might sell for
$20,000 as a stolen, with the price depending on demand and condition. If the car was involved in some real evil,
when it was stolen, the price might be $10,000 or even $5,000. If the car was stolen and processed by
professionals, they might replace the car's VIN, Vehicle Identification Number
tag, with a fake VIN. That's what was
done with the car that Billy bought.
Unfortunately, the fake VIN failed to match the engine that was in
Billy's car, thus I knew that it was a stolen.
Manufacturers often put a hidden VIN tag somewhere in the car. I found the hidden VIN and then checked the
specific car history. Billy's car was
involved in some big time evil."
Laura
asks, "Okay, then what did you do, Jake?"
I
sigh, "I had no real choice. Once I had
the VIN checked, the Police, FBI wanted to know where the car was. If I don't tell them, I probably go to jail."
Laura
says, "Okay, so you tell them, so what?"
"People who alter VINs are real pros. Chances are they get involved and there's
real danger. They did get involved and
there was real danger. I might have
gotten myself killed, but the FBI was tracking the goons that the pros sent,
plus I convinced the goons that I was some sort of idiot who couldn't possibly
have figured out the VIN scheme."
Laura
says, "So, there's no more danger?"