One day, some ass hole comes to our office and starts threatening Martha. (If you threaten Martha, you threaten me. If you want to threaten me, first go to the San Diego Zoo, jump into the wolf enclosure and threaten the wolves, to get yourself warmed up for the real battle.) After I physically beat the crap out of him and throw threat boy out, Martha and I have a long talk about the cause of the problem.

Martha tells me the following, "Jay, I'm one of identical twins. My twin sister Melanie has been in trouble since we started elementary school. She never graduated from high school. Melanie did run off and then she got involved with porno films. The man, who you just threw out, claims that I'm the star of a porno film and he's going to get an injunction that will prevent the government from giving us any more work, because of the moral turpitude clause thing. It's a lie, it has to be Melanie in the film, but how do I prove it?"

I think things over for a bit and then tell Martha, "You say that you're an identical twin. However, that doesn't mean that you're completely physically identical to your sister. There must have developed some visible differences, over the years."

Martha says, "Well, I do have a small beauty mark just over one of my breasts, that Melanie doesn't have and she has a small scar on her throat, from an operation. That's really about it, as far as I can remember."

"Okay, you need to have a doctor catalog the beauty mark, as a part of a routine physical examination, just a note that the beauty mark isn't something nasty. We have a medical plan, so you can get a doctor to do that."

Martha says, "Okay, I can do that. Do you think that the man who was here will have one of Melanie's porno films?"

"It's the only thing that makes any sense. If we fight back, the guy has to have some sort of evidence. The only evidence that makes any sense is a porno film."

The next day we get notice of a lawsuit from a lawyer hired by George, the threat boy.

Martha can be very persuasive in the office of a high ranking government official, which is why our business does so well. However, Martha's persuasive ability in a government office is as nothing next to my persuasive ability in a dark parking lot.

I mange to waylay one of the brown nosers who work for the man who came and threatened Martha. The wimp tells me that George, his boss, has a porno film featuring Martha. Wimp boy has seen the film and it's titled, Huntin' Pecker. I then let wimp boy go with no marks on the outside. (It's the attention to small details that separate the true professional from the merely skilled amateur.)

Now, bum town doesn't have a lot of nice things, but one thing that bum town has is people who sell porno films, including under the counter sales. I contact one of the bum town merchants who sell porno films and I find out quite a bit about the film, Huntin' Pecker. The information that I get is very useful and I even purchase a copy of Huntin' Pecker on DVD, despite the danger. I do purchase the film for cash, with no trace back to me.

Martha and I then watch Huntin' Pecker, one evening, after work. (I damn near have to tie Martha to the couch, but she does eventually watch the film.)

The so called plot of Huntin' Pecker is that a guy, 'Long Lenny,' is possessed of such a huge cock that he can only really fuck a girl who has just been fucked by a lesser cock, to loosen her up first. Thus Long Lenny wanders through a group sex scene, taking his turn after a girl has been warmed up by a lesser cock or cocks.

The first scene is nothing special. A guy is fucking a girl in front of the camera. The guy finishes and Long Lenny then mounts up on the girl and rides. Of course, the girl 'climaxes' with each mighty stroke that Long Lenny puts in her. By the time that he shoots his cum in her, the girl is totally exhausted and helpless. Long Lenny then rolls off her, only to be replaced by another, lesser cock who will use the exhausted girl's pussy.

Martha is highly indignant. She asks me, "Exactly what am I to learn by watching this nauseating film?"

"Be patient. Long Lenny will get to your sister, at some point in time. You need to wait for that to happen. In the meantime, you notice that there's a guy, in the background screwing a very young looking blondie girl."

Martha thinks for a second and asks, "Okay, I see that. So what?"

"All in due time. Now watch the film carefully and don't miss anything."

Martha is mad as hell, but she does watch as the film plays.

Okay, Long Lenny struts through the film, fucking a few more girls who have just been fucked by lesser cocks. Actually, the next few girls have been fucked by at least a couple of guys. There's a big tit black girl who's being fucked by two tattooed, motorcycle looking guys. There's a Mexican looking girl who's being tended to by a white guy and an Asian looking guy. Then, there's this fat, white chick being triple teamed by two black guys and a Mexican looking guy. It's a triple penetration thing, with cocks in mouth, pussy and ass hole. In each case, Long Lenny chases off the pretenders and shoves his huntin' pecker in the girl's pussy and shows her what it's like to be reamed by truly mighty meat.

Then comes the event that we have been waiting for.

A girl who looks very much like Martha is sucking one black cock, as another black cock fucks her pussy, doggy style.

I stop the film and ask Martha, "Is the scar on your sister's neck visible?"

Martha is very embarrassed. She says, in a very small voice, "I'm afraid that I wasn't watching closely enough."

I space the player back a bit and Martha watches very closely. It takes three tries, but Martha is finally able to spot the rather small scar on her sister's throat. I then space back another time and Martha can now spot the scar as I rerun the film.

Martha says, "Okay! The scar proves that it isn't me. I'm off the hook."

"Not so fast. The scar is small and hard to spot. When you watch the film in court, you'll spot the scar, however the other side will claim that they don't see it.

Martha sighs and says, "Jay, I really don't like watching this filth."

"I know and I apologize, but it's watch the filth and win a court case or don't watch and maybe lose the court case and our business."

Martha replies, "I guess that you're right, but I still don't like it."