June
starts a little fashion business and gets involved with the running of the
town. By late Spring
the whole damn town is in trouble. If we
have another bad summer, the town will basically go under financially.
Although
no one realizes it at the time, the solution to the problems of the town ride
into town on the Greyhound.
Ida
had been the June of the class before June's.
Ida is a hot looking chick who graduated from high school, posed nude
for the men's magazines and then rode off to make her fortune in films. Ida has instead run into a lot of directors
who said, 'Lie down and spread your legs,' instead of 'action' or 'cut.'
Once
she gets back into town, Ida looks June up and talks to her. Ida and June then talk to the Town
Council. Then Ida and June talk to most
of the ladies in town.
June
comes home that night and sits me down after supper. She tells me that she has the solution to the
problems the town is having with the economy.
Ida has contact with a group of people who want to come and visit our
town for their summer vacation. That is
they want to come and visit if they would feel welcome here.
"Right.
The people are wanted terrorists or people with a highly contagious,
incurable, fatal disease."
June
says, "Very funny. There's a group of well
to do people who have good amounts of discretionary income and would love to
come and sunbathe, swim in the lake, sail on the lake and whoop it up in the
town bars and nightclub. We can get them
to come here for vacations if they feel welcome."
I just
sit and wait for the catch. (June likes
to sell concepts. The problems, June
likes to leave for after she's sold the concept.)
Seeing
that she'll get no further without a disclosure of the problems, June takes a
deep breath and lectures me, "The group of people I'm talking about are
nudists. They want to visit a nudist
camp."
"Given the state of the local economy, we could get the
Town Council to make the area around the lake a nudist zone. We could build a few 'clubhouses' where the
nudists could strip and leave their clothes.
They could then sunbathe nude, swim in the lake nude, sail on the lake
nude ... and later whoop it up in the town bars and nightclub." Suddenly, it hits me like a hammer. "The people that you're talking about don't
want just a nudist camp outside of town."
June
quickly jumps back into control. "Well,
you have to see it from their point of view.
They don't want to have to get dressed every time they want a soda or a
box of take out chicken."
"The whole town?"
June
says, "The whole town will have to become a nudist colony."
"June, the people in this town will never
agree to that."
June
says, "You better hope not. Ida and I
talked to the Town Council last night and they're desperate and willing to try
anything. Anything includes a nudist
camp that includes the whole town as part of the nudist camp."
"You got them to pass an ordinance allowing
people to walk around town naked?"
June
says, "Yes, providing it works and we can get the rich nudists to come here."
Since
I think for a living, I can see where we're going, I venture, "Let me
guess. To start things off, you and Ida
will just wander around town naked?"
June
draws herself up and fixes me with the 'Why don't men ever understand
anything?' look she reserves for occasions like this. She tells me in her way too sweet voice, "Ida
and I aren't going to just wander around town, we're
going shopping. And, we're not going to
walk around naked. We're going to stroll
through town in the nude."
What
June is proposing is just crazy enough that it might work. However, 'My wife walk around nude?' I'll just have to think of some clever way to
sneak up on June with my concern.
Before
I can speak, June sneers at me and says, "Don't try any of that 'My wife walk around nude?' crap on
me. These are desperate times." With that June disappears into our bedroom
and emerges, after a time. She's fully
made up and wearing the pearls she inherited from her grandmother. She's carrying a large purse and wearing the
tallest heels she owns. That's all she's
wearing. In addition, she has obviously
shaved her pussy hair.
June
sweeps past me and goes to the corner window in the living room. She watches until nude Ida comes out of her
house a couple of doors down and starts toward us and also toward town.
June
walks out of our house, down the walk and then down the public sidewalk, in the
nude.
The
two ladies stroll down the street, seemingly without a care in the world. Of course, June knows I won't be too far
behind them and I'll kill anyone who tries to fool with my wife.
June
and Ida reach downtown and then stroll from shop to shop. Apparently the ladies of the town have been
warned and manage to react as if it were entirely normal for two hot looking,
nude ladies to wander into their shop.
There
are several, fully clothed high school girls who stop the two ladies to
talk. The girls have seen the future and
it has a shaved or trimmed pussy. Can
their own pussy be far behind? The young
girls are obviously looking for role model guidance here.
To my
total shock, the two ladies then go into a shop where the owner is a 40ish
lady, who's however, in pretty good physical shape. The lady is also nude. The lady's 18-year-old daughter is wearing
only panties. The four ladies talk for a
bit, before June and Ida continue their nude stroll through town.
There
are other stops for the nude strollers.
Several fully clothed ladies of the town stop the two for a, 'What the
hell is going on here?' speech.
However,
Ida and June are prepared and they obviously tell the clothed ladies what the
hell is going on here. Clearly, from the
expressions of the clothed ladies, the summer is not going to be just a two
woman nude show.
A
couple of local town cops are also trailing the nude strollers, leaving the
doughnut place vulnerable to armed robbery for the first time in my
memory. The cops have obviously been
told that nude is okay.
Seeing
that my wife is going to be okay, I make a couple of stops here and there
around town and conduct a bit of business.
By
late afternoon, the two woman nude force has increased to three with the
addition of the Mayor's daughter.
I join
my wife and the other two ladies. My
wife is still nude, but has by now acquired a shopping bag and, doubtless,
several expensive trinkets.
The
three ladies have a sort of defiant attitude and aren't taking any crap from
anyone.
I
politely point out that the first phase of the nude invasion has been pretty
well completed and the ladies need to get home and handle the flood of
telephone calls that will be coming in.
After
a few moments thought, the ladies agree and we began to walk back home.
With
Ida for immoral support, June defiantly asks me, "What do you think of your
wife strolling around town nude?"
"Well, it'll take some getting used to. However, almost all of the ladies who have
anything to show will be more or less forced to show it. It'll come as a total shock to the men that
they'll also have to do some nude strolling.
Of course, all of that nude in public thing will work to my advantage."
June,
used to my ways, asks me, "How is it that people walking around town nude will
work to your advantage?"
"It's obvious that you two ladies have convinced the Town
Council that the nudists are the only way that the town can survive
financially. After you got the nude
stroll thing started, you have been joined by other nude ladies. You also indoctrinated several clothed
ladies. Since we have only a few days
until summer, the only way to sell the nude idea is a direct attack. If we want the nudists to come here, we have
to show them that nude is in, for our town.
Since we have no history with the nudists, we'll have to have photos to
sell the idea. Thus, the town
photographer has told me that he'll be spending tomorrow photographing some of
the better looking citizens walking around nude. Of course, no faces will be identifiable in
the photos. The nude photos will point
up a key problem. If people are going to
walk around nude, the gym will be a very busy place for the foreseeable
future. If nude is in, flab will be
out. I have just taken over control of
the gym from the bankrupt who has been operating it."
Ida
and June think the matter over and nod in agreement.
I then
casually mention, "I'll be selling a lot of gym memberships to the people of
the town, particularly the 18-year-olds who are very concerned with how they
look."
Ida
seems a bit surprised that I have instantly seen the gym situation.
June
is used to my ability to think ahead.
However, June can also think ahead.
There are going to be a lot of hot young chicks walking around town
nude. Thus, the wife who wants to make
damn sure her husband is not distracted by all of the sexy little bitches needs
to make sure that he's getting enough sex to dispel the natural male reaction
to nude females. It promises to be a
rewarding night for me!