I go and look out of my bedroom window.

Up pulls the strangest car that I have ever seen. It's an antique car, painted in a yellow color that glows like the sun. If the piece of junk will just run long enough to get me and Jim Colt to the Prom, it'll be the talk of the Prom. Maybe I can somehow survive the disaster!

The driver's side door opens and out steps 'Studly Dudley.' Studly Dudley is dressed in a tux and he looks good, although I can't really see his face in the dark.

I'm not gonna commit suicide after all. If Studly Dudley's face looks as good as he looks in his tux, it may well be that some of the other girls will commit suicide, or at least drop dead from envy.

No time to waste! I gotta check my make up, my hair, my everything.