"Miss... I am security for this place, and I need you to please get into your car and get off the property," he said commandingly, his voice nearly echoing through me again as I squinted my eyes, trying to make out the figure just beyond the bright light. "Security?" I said, a bit put off by the situation as I stupidly re armed the can of spray and turned back towards my car door, trying as best I could to put the key into the hole. "F security, you can go fuck me for all I care" I said like a true bitch, not really thinking that anyone would take my words so literal.

"Looks like you're having trouble getting it in the hole," he replied, his tone suddenly changed, as the bright light behind me clicked off, "As a real man I can get into your hole for you, make you feel right again," he said, his pun so stupid, so bold and blatant that I turned around, ready to call him a perverted pig, only to feel a glowing sting smack across the side of my face, his hands smacking across me so fast, so hard that I fell back against the grassy knoll just in front of my car. "What... what are you," I managed to cry, the sudden impact across my face blurring my thoughts as I tried to do something, anything to make sense of what was going on. "Fuck security," I heard the man grunt firmly, loudly, almost sinisterly as he hovered over me, around me like a great shroud of darkness. "How about you get FUCKED BY SECURITY," he hissed...