Chapter
One
A large panel truck pulled in front of him and boxed him
in. Drew jerked his head around, trying to see. Where's that damned
red Mustang convertible? He had to do something quickly or he was going to
lose her. Impulsively, he switched lanes and an angry horn blared as he
inadvertently cut off another car. The offended driver pulled up close behind,
riding his bumper. Gazing into the review mirror, he recognized the old middle
finger salute and waved back to indicate his apology. With hurt feelings
assuaged, the guy backed off.
He smiled. There
she is. Hanging back three cars, she
hung a left on La Cienega Blvd, then a right on
Sunset Blvd, tracing the now familiar course. He relaxed when he realized she
was likely heading to JoJo's for the fourth Friday in
a row.
Sure enough,
she pulled into JoJo's valet lot. Mallory, baby!
What do you see in this dump? You have way too much class for this pick up
joint. Finding an empty space on the street across from JoJo's,
he nudged into it.
A wide-eyed
valet watched her get out of the car. He handed her a ticket and gave her an up
and down glance. Then he watched her graceful swaying gait as she sauntered the
fifty or so feet to the entrance with obvious admiration. When she entered the
club, the valet, shook his head, jumped into her Mustang and peeled out.
Drew needed
to go in, to meet her once and for all, to talk with her, get to know her as a
person. Drew Stevens knew he had to enter her life in order to decide how best
to handle his distasteful assignment. He knew whatever he did, there was going
to be problems-big problems.
It began to
drizzle. He jumped out of his Nissan Xterra and ran
partway across the street, pausing at the center turn lane until traffic
cleared. Then he dashed the rest of the way across Sunset and into JoJo's.
Located in
West Hollywood, JoJo's had a film industry motif.
Movie memorabilia adorned every vacant spot. Because of its proximity to both
the motion picture world of Hollywood and the business world of Los Angeles,
the clientele was an odd mixture of business types and performers, or in most
cases, wannabe performers.
As expected,
Friday at JoJo's was a madhouse. Drew spied Mallory
beating a path through the buzzards toward the rear bar. He edged over to the
front bar where he could best keep an eye on her. Squeezing between two
customers, he stood with his back to the bar in order to watch his fine-looking
mark. As anticipated, she joined her friend Paige.
Admiring his
quarry, his mind wandered. She was so extraordinarily beautiful. Tall and lithe
with cascading blonde curls, mesmerizing blue eyes, angelic face and fantastic
legs. Ahh, those legs. They excited
him. Sitting on her stool, her wondrous legs crossed, she turned and gazed
across the room. A chill went through him when, for a fleeting moment, their
eyes met, followedby imaginary creatures padding up and down his spine.
The bartender
wrenched Drew out of his reverie. "What'll you have, Buddy?"
He looked
over his shoulder. "I'll take a Seven-Up."
"One
Seven-Up coming up."
Drew returned
to his thoughts How can I do what I must? Can I get out of it? No, that
won't work, someone else will be sent. I must get close to her somehow, and
protect her from the Prince.
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The lounge
portion of JoJo's had three bars-one to the left of
the entrance, a service bar near the restaurant and the main bar, her friend
Paige liked the bar, in the rear. For girls, it was good because it was near
the ladies room, but the down side was you had to pass through a multitude of
bawdy drunks on the make to get to it.
"Damn-it! Let go of me, you...and don't touch me
again...Creep!" Mallory extricated herself from the grabby hands of yet
another rude, drunken God's gift to women. Exactly, what is the attraction of
this place?
Mallory half thought, half mumbled.
She wove her
way through the masses of semi-intoxicated, on the make, male customers,
perpetually searching for free hor' douvres, half price Happy Hour drinks and if they got
lucky, a one night stand. Well, I'm nobody's one night stand!
"Hey gorgeous, have I-"
"Never."
"Baby,
where ha-"
"Hiding
from you," she said jerking her hand back. For four consecutive Fridays,
Mallory's friend of nearly twenty years, Paige Dillon, had begged her to meet
for a drink at JoJo's Bar and Grill. Having grown up
together in Glendale, California, it was hard to say no.
"God
you're beautiful, you wanna f -"
"In your
dreams, lover boy." If Paige kept insisting on dragging her down there
every Friday, she might have to reconsider the friendship.
Paige sat at
her usual seat at the bar, dressed in her tight-fitting Calvin Klein jeans
and low cut rust-colored sweater. She had positioned her leather purse on the
next stool, her way of saving it for her friend.
Mallory was
used to the routine. Smiling, she handed the nutmeg dyed Prada handbag back to
Paige and sat down. "I must be losing my touch. I was only accosted a
couple hundred times on the way over here, that's down from three hundred last
week," Mallory said with disgust.
"Yes,
the crowd is quite mellow tonight. Two hundred? I feel slighted. I only had a
hundred propositions. I did have the pleasure of getting felt up though."
"That's
what you get for being built like Dolly Parton. Men love big boobs and well
defined asses."
"Gee, I
guess I really screwed up when I put in my order. I should've asked to be elegant
and long legged like you." Paige sometimes seemed envious of Mallory's
glamorous appearance.
"You
know, Paige, I've been meaning to ask you. Why do you insist on coming here
when you know we both get mentally gang banged on the way from the entrance to
the bar?"
"It's
where Robbie likes to meet. Don't worry, I'm thinking of leaving him, and if I
do, it'll be just you and me and we'll go somewhere else."
"Really,
what's the matter?"
"Nothing
in particular, it's just not going the way I'd hoped. Anyway, he should be here
in another ten minutes, then all the losers will lay off. Until then, we can
look at the positive side of getting propositioned and felt up by the goon
squad."
The lady
bartender slid over unnoticed and placed a napkin down in front of Mallory.
"You
mean there's an upside to getting sexually mugged?"
"Heck
yes. Look at it this way. The first time you hear one of those inane pickup
lines, you might think it's clever, even funny. If a cute guy happened to be
attached to it, you might be tempted to hook up and be out the door with him.
However, having heard them all, we're now immune."
Mallory
rolled her eyes. She turned her head and noticed Kelsey.
"What'll
you have, Mallory?"
"Oh. Hi
Kelsey. Don't you look lovely tonight. I guess I'll have the usual."
"Thank
you. You look lovely, too, as usual. One Strawberry Daiquiri coming up. How
about you, Paige?"
"I'm
good, thanks."
Mallory
scrunched her nose in disgust. "I was mostly immune anyway and the filthy
lines never had a chance. Did you know there are guys who actually say things
like, Congratulations! You've been voted - Most Beautiful Girl in this room
- and the grand prize is a night in bed with me!"
Paige
laughed. "Here's one I heard earlier, If I told you that you have a
great body, would you hold it against me?"
"Yes,
that's an old one. You, with the bountiful body, would get a line like that.
Me, I have to settle for, Excuse me Miss, can I buy you a mink?"
Paige
laughed. "Don't tell me someone actually offered to buy you a mink?"
"Yes,
I'm sure if I said okay, he'd probably come up with a mink glove at his house
or some other way around it. You know, the lines that really offend me are the
ones about oral sex, like, I want to melt in your mouth, not in your
hand."
Paige
cringed. "Ugggh! Some people have no
class!"
"Yeah,
well, classless people are a fact of life," the bartender chimed in,
setting Mallory's drink in front of her. "My former boyfriend used to say,
'like it or not, if you're good
looking and have a pussy you're a sex object, so get used to it and go with the
flow.' Do you really have a problem with oral sex or is it
assholes?"
Mallory
raised her eyes. "Not even. I love it. It's just that it's so personal, so
intimate. I mean, think about it. A man has his face buried in your
privates." Hmm. It's so sexy, thinking about it makes me wet.
"Too intimate to be performed by, or on a total stran-"
"There
you are," Paige said excitedly to Robbie. "What took you so long?"
Mallory
turned her head, Paige's boyfriend ambled up in his usual white tee shirt,
slim-fit stone washed Levis and Nikes. Roberto, 5'10", maybe one-eighty,
had those classic Latin good looks, but more brooding than Ricky Martin.
"You
know the usual suspects. Finished late, traffic snarls, get gas." To
Paige, Robbie gave a passionate deep throat kiss and hug. Mallory received a
perfunctory, hug and cheek peck. "What's doing, ladies?"
"Doin'?" Mallory responded. "We're thinking of doin' some of the disgusting Don Juan's with their
offensive lines. What's to keep me from melting into the arms of some Romeo who
says, I think I could fall madly in bed with you."
Robbie
responded. "Hey, I hadn't heard that one. How about, If I had a nickel
for every girl as beautiful as you, I'd have a nickel. But the one I really
like is, I'd like to name an orgasm after you."
"Yuck!"
Mallory punched Paige lightly. "You let him kiss you with that
mouth?"
Paige giggled
and hugged her boyfriend. "Don't mind her, Robbie. We've been discussing
some of the off color lines we hear from the skirt chasers in here, and
Mallory's doing a slow burn. Besides she has a thing about oral sex."
"I do
not. I just told-"
Robbie, who
knew everything. "She probably subconsciously wants to have oral sex with
a stranger. Anyway, I can't fault this rowdy bunch for moving on you two. You
girls are, without a doubt, the best thing going in JoJo's
right now and you're both mine. Why don't we go into the restaurant and grab
some grub?"