EXTRACT FOR Kelly's Quickies - Volume One (Kelly Addams) 
"It takes everyone differently!"
Sue began her latest sermon, the self confessed expert on just about everything. "When I was pregnant," she continued, "I wouldn't let Alan within a thousand miles of touching me... frigid! I was the Ice Queen. But for other women, well, from what I've been told being pregnant makes them irrationally horny." She shrugged in disbelief at the crazy notion.
Pamela Johnson felt a smile forming as she laid her hands gently on the precious cargo that had just kicked her. Eight months gone and she looked fit to burst.
"I can't say it's made me feel any different one way or the other," she lied, "I mean, me and Bobby aren't exactly rampant at the best of times... but nothing has really changed in our routine."
But something has changed in me, the thought popped into her head and she took a sip of her coffee to mask the grin. Pregnancy had certainly changed her... she just wasn't really sure what to do about it.
"So these women that get extra horny... what do they do about it?"
"About it?" asked Sue.
"Yeah, you know, they get crazy for sex... so they've got to get it somewhere. If it's like cravings I feel sorry for them. Take me for example, my craving was cucumber, I was eating five or six a day, and if I hadn't got any, damn I was a real psycho bitch. But say the craving was sex, and being married to a once a week kinda guy like Bobby... what the hell do you do?"
Sue raised an eyebrow and chuckled. "Where there's a will, there's a way... or so I'm told. Put it this way, if sex was like your cucumbers and Bobby's grocery shop ran out... what would you do?"
Pam thought for a moment even though the solution was obvious. "I guess I would have to go to another shop to get what I need!"
Sue picked up her cup and winked, "Need I say more!"
"I suppose it would probably be acceptable in a perverse and twisted sort of way, I mean, we aren't responsible for our cravings... and if you love your husband, it wouldn't be dangerous to scratch the itch... it wouldn't really be cheating."
"What an inventive way to justify getting a bit on the side," Sue laughed aloud, "If I ever get pregnant again I'll remember that."
Pam felt the baby kick again and felt slightly guilty about her thoughts, she did love Bobby, but he had made it very clear that he wouldn't entertain love making again until after the birth. Which leaves me limited options she thought as she finished her coffee, but my craving for cucumbers wasn't half as powerful as my craving for sex is now!
"It wouldn't be cheating," she whispered silently, it would be beneficial, because being this stressed can't be good for the baby... I have to relax, and I'm positive now that this is the only way.
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