The next day, I'm
called by the Receptionist. There is a
lawyer to see me. I walk out to the
front and the Receptionist motions me into a Personnel Department conference
room. I walk into the conference room
and I see a very nice looking lady in a very expensive looking lady suit.
* * *
(What has to be Jason
Hull walks into the room. He looks at me
as if he would like to rip my clothes off.
Alas, I'm used to that. The man
is clean shaved and neatly dressed, instead of the homeless chic, worn by many
programmers. What's to follow should be
interesting.)
* * *
I ask, "I was to see
a lawyer?"
The lady says,"I am
Andrea Weissdorf, the District Attorney.
I suppose that you wonder why I'm here."
I smile and say, "I'm
pretty sure that I know why you're here and I'm ready to discuss the matters."
Andrea is a bit
surprised and she asks, "To what matters do you refer?
"I had a self
employed individual, Mr. Braun, drawing a paycheck here, but doing little or no
work for Aardvark Technical. I
terminated Mr. Braun's employment here."
Andrea nods yes, "Mr.
Braun has a son. Mr. Braun's Mondays and
Tuesdays are mainly occupied with getting his son out of jail."
I say, "He can now
work at that full time. Meanwhile I'm in
the process of hiring a worker, who can do the publicity work that Mr. Braun
was to have been doing."
Andrea asks, "Just how important was the publicity work
that Mr. Braun was to have been doing?"
I lecture, "The
answer is a bit complicated. The product
that we lease, not sell, is invisible to the user. There's no initial screen, with decorator
colors or witty dialog. The product that
we lease speeds up data communications and also does a few other technical
things. The publicity work that Mr.
Braun was to have been doing was to have consisted of interviews with technical
people. The information that Mr. Braun
was to have obtained was customer satisfaction with the speeds that the
customer's Internet work was being processed.
I say speeds, since there are a lot of different situations and a lot of
different speeds. When we get a report
of an insufficient speed, I and my programming team, get down and dirty with
the software. With a lot of hard work,
we usually find ways to speed things up and deliver the customers a better
version of the software. I'm the
principle architect of the software and the software is undergoing continual
upgrades and changes."
Andrea summarizes,
"No feed back due to Mr. Braun's lack of work means a weaker competitive
posture for Aardvark Technical."
I sigh, "A weaker
competitive posture for Aardvark Technical and then loss of jobs. I'm responsible for a lot of jobs. I'm responsible for a lot of paychecks,
paychecks that feed, house and clothe a lot of families. Mr. Braun's lack of work endangered the food,
shelter, medical and clothing. I care
less than nothing about Mr, Braun. I do
care about those that Mr. Braun's lack of work endangers."
Andrea asks, "What
now happens to Mr, Braun?"
"Mr. Braun is a
politician. Normally, his firing would
result in some local idiot taking him on.
However, $3.5 million is too much and Mr. Braun will have to move
somewhere else, if he hopes to find a new job."
Andrea asks, "What
now happens to Billy Pink?"
I again sigh, "Billy
is much more dangerous than Mr. Braun. I
need your help with Billy."
Andrea asks, "What
kind of help?"
"Mr. Braun was doing
some work, if not work for the company.
Billy was doing no work. I was
pretty sure that Mr. Braun had the password to our main product. When it came time to fire Mr. Braun, I had
replaced the working copy of our main software product, with a badly damaged
early attempt. The early attempt had
some bad problems, but nothing that would wipe out the contents of a disk unit. I don't know what happened, maybe some sort
of error when Data Wizards installed the software, with no technical help."
Andrea says, "That
still doesn't explain why you need my help."