EXTRACT FOR
The Conspiracy Clinic
(Honey West)
Gina wanted the works done. She was only 30 years old, but had just given birth to a big ten-pound baby that had badly stretched and split her vag wide open, making her too loose to properly grip and fuck a penis, or so she apparently thought. Some crude guy had probably made a thoughtless, caveman remark that she took to heart, so here she was in Jack's office, trying to get her hole tightened and "rejuvenated". He also took careful note of her marital status: single. Jack wasn`t a stalker, but he was always on the lookout for a mate, a partner in life who would be compatible with his lifestyle and special way of viewing the world. He wasn`t getting any younger and it was becoming awfully lonely, sitting by himself late at night in his overheated spa as he sank into a mildly drunken state of oblivion.
Time for the standard medical intros.
"Hello, Gina, I`m Dr. Morgan, Jack Morgan. It`s nice to meet you. I`ve reviewed your chart and know a bit about why you`ve come to see me today. Let`s have a further chat about what`s involved, and then I`ll examine you."
He was utterly blown away by Gina`s shimmering, exotic good looks. She reminded him of the supermodel Giselle Bunchen, only prettier in a more approachable, girl next door way. He couldn`t believe that he`d soon be looking at the most intimate portions of this hot babe`s anatomy. God damn, medical school had been worth it after all. His hands began to sweat, but luckily his professional training kicked in to prevent an erection the size of Godzilla from exploding in his pants. He`d been taught in med school that when a doctor is faced with an embarrassing cock crisis, to quickly visualize the ugliest female he could think of, which for him was Rosie O`Donnell. Worked like a charm!
"Rosie O`Donnell naked, Rosie O`Donnell naked, Rosie O`Donnell naked."
His cock went soft immediately. Rosie to the rescue again!
It was another of those insider tricks the ignorant general public knew nothing about. They actually thought doctors weren`t real men, with cocks and balls and semen flooding their genitals like other guys. Little did they know. Doctors were not only men, they were super horny bastards who often sublimated and channeled their desires into extremely strange and unnatural avenues. Most people didn't know that the first sex toy, the vibrator, was invented by doctors. Using the phony excuse of treatment for "hysteria", they would actually administer therapeutic cums to sexually deprived and frustrated Victorian wives in their offices. Perverted hijinks of every style and type had been the nasty reality ever since medical schools first opened their supposedly hallowed and rarefied doors for business, a time when grave robbing was the preferred method for medical students to get their hands on dead bodies to cut open and dissect. That's the kind of unholy roots this "profession" had. There were very few saints in the medical world. Most were demons - sexual demons with a lust for power and control over everyone and everything.....