"Alison, you're up late!" I answered
the phone. It was nearly 10:30 p.m. and
she had told me once that she always went to bed promptly at 9:30 p.m. so that
she could get up at 5 a.m. to be sure she was the first one into the
office. When I'd heard that I'd guessed
that being Daddy's girl didn't count for much in the banking business now days.
"Oh my gosh,
I'm not calling you too late Jason, am I?" Alison replied, embarrassed that
she'd committed some kind of social faux pas even though we were good friends.
"Hey, I'm just giving you a hard
time. You can call me anytime, 24/7."
"Oh good, for a moment I was so
afraid that I'd woken you up," she said, genuinely apologizing, and I couldn't
help but roll my eyes when she said this.
She really was as WASPy
as they come. "I saw you at the club
tonight but you were talking to some girl and I didn't want to interrupt you
guys."
When she said this I thought I sensed
the slightest hint of jealousy in her voice and decided to test my
premise. "Some girl?" I queried, playing
dumb. Then, "Oh right,
that was Bonnie. We just met
tonight. Seems like a nice enough. We'll probably get together for dinner one
evening."
"Oh . . . ." Alison's one word reply hung in the air like
a heavy summer thunderstorm, dark and foreboding and threatening to rain, and I
knew for certain that she was jealous.
She was also probably wondering why I hadn't invited her out to dinner
yet, since I'd known her a heck of a lot longer than the few short minutes I'd
known Bonnie.
After a few more moments of
uncomfortable silence I decided to move things along. "So what's up Alison?"
"Uh, sorry, I just wanted to make
sure that we're still on for our match next week?" she said. I could tell from the changed tone in her
voice that I'd upset her to the point where she'd forgotten why she called and
now I almost regretted telling her about Bonnie. Almost that is, but not completely.
"Of course. We're going to kick ass, take names and come
in first place," I replied confidently.
Before I could add anything else she replied, "OK, great, well have a good night!" in a rapid fire of words and hung
up the phone on her end.
I stared at the blank display of my
cell phone for a moment, then swallowed the last of my cold beer and walked
into the bedroom. When I'd finished with
my pre-bedtime routine I lay my head on the pillow and figured that by tomorrow
morning Alison would have gotten over it and completely recovered her bruised self esteem. As I
drifted off to sleep visions of Bonnie and Alison danced through my head and
deep in my subconscious mind the perfect plan began to take form.
Next morning the alarm clock went off
at 6 a.m. sharp. I rolled out of bed,
stretched, and walked naked into the kitchen to heat up a kettle of water for
the French press. It was Tuesday morning
and while I'd slept my devious little mind had been working to perfect my plan,
so that I now knew exactly what it was I had to do to score with both women,
first Bonnie and then Alison.
Normally when I meet a new girl I wait
at least one week, sometimes two, before calling to make the date, if I decide
to call at all that is. But in this case
time was of the essence and everything had to fall perfectly into place for my
plan to succeed. I waited until early
afternoon, called Bonnie at her office, and after some polite chit chat made a
dinner date for Thursday at 7 p.m.
Thursday was the perfect day for a first date because it wasn't your
typical 'date night' of a Friday or a Saturday, which immediately removes a lot
of performance pressure, and Thursday is also good because if you don't hit it
off with the other person there's always the excuse of having to get into the
office early the next morning. Not that
I doubted Bonnie and I would hit it off, nor that I needed to remove any
pressure what so ever.
While both of these reasons for
choosing a Thursday date with Bonnie are true, I also had an ulterior motive
that involved Alison, but I needed to time things just right. Alison had a spin class that ended at 9 p.m.
on Thursdays. When I'd spoken with
Bonnie we agreed to meet at the club when she was finished working out and then
head out to dinner. I figured if I could
move things along with Bonnie I could get her back to the parking lot at the
club right around 9 p.m. so that she could pick up her car, and with any luck
Alison would be leaving the club at that time, and with even better luck I'd
run into her when I was dropping Bonnie off.
All of this might sound like a lot of work, some might even say
manipulative, and I'll be the first to admit that both are correct. But the chance to bareback a girl like
Alison, who by her own admission had
never had a condomless cock inside of her, was
something that was simply too good to pass up.
Granted it might screw up the good thing we had going as doubles
partners, but a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.