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SYNOPSIS
A nasty and obscene compilation of blonde jokes.
“The man next to me is jacking off,” said
the blonde to her girlfriend as they sat in the
movie theater.
“Ignore him.”
“I can’t,” said the blonde. “He’s using my
hand.”
EXTRACT
“The man next to me is jacking off,” said
the blonde to her girlfriend as they sat in the movie theater.
“Ignore him.”
“I can’t,” said the blonde. “He’s using my hand.”
A blonde is registering to vote. The clerk asks, “When’s your birthday?”
“June fifth.”
“What year?”
“Every year.”
How do we know that God isn’t blonde?
If she were, sperm would taste like chocolate.
What are Vanna White’s favorite consonants?
North and South America.
What do you call two blondes standing on either side of a friend with a broken leg?
Support hos.
A blonde walking down the street was attacked by two muggers. They roughed her
up a little, took her watch and purse and told her that she better not go to the cops.
She said, “You don’t have to worry about that. I have another watch and purse; I thought
you were after the $6,000 I keep in my shoe.”
A young recently married blonde bride visited the OB/GYN and said, “Doctor, we’ve been
trying to have a baby, but we just can’t get pregnant. I don’t know what’s wrong.”
“Take off your underpants and lie down on that table.”
“I’d love to doctor, but I’d rather have my husband’s baby.”
