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Gina  wanted the works done.  She was only 30 years old,  but had just given birth to a
big  ten-pound baby that had badly stretched  and split  her  vag wide open,  making her
too loose to properly  grip and fuck a penis, or so she apparently thought. Some crude guy
had probably made a thoughtless, caveman  remark that she took to heart, so here she was
in  Jack’s office,  trying to get her hole tightened and "rejuvenated". He also
took careful note of her  marital status: single. Jack wasn`t a stalker,  but he was
always on the lookout for a mate, a partner in life who would be compatible with his
lifestyle and special  way of viewing the world.    He wasn`t getting any younger and it 
was becoming awfully lonely, sitting by himself late at night in his overheated spa as he
sank into a mildly drunken  state of oblivion. 

Time for the standard medical intros. 

"Hello, Gina, I`m Dr. Morgan, Jack Morgan. It`s nice to meet you. I`ve reviewed your
chart and know a bit about why you`ve come to see me   today. Let`s have a further chat
about what`s involved, and then I`ll examine you." 

He  was utterly  blown away by Gina`s shimmering,  exotic good looks. She reminded him of
the supermodel Giselle Bunchen, only prettier in a more approachable, girl next door way.
He couldn`t believe that he`d soon be looking at the most intimate portions of this hot
babe`s anatomy. God damn, medical school had been worth it after all.  His hands began to
sweat,  but luckily his professional training kicked in to prevent an erection the size of
Godzilla from exploding in his pants. He`d been taught in med school that when a doctor is
  faced with  an embarrassing cock  crisis, to quickly  visualize the ugliest female he
could think of, which for him was Rosie O`Donnell.  Worked like a charm!  

"Rosie O`Donnell naked, Rosie O`Donnell naked, Rosie O`Donnell naked."

His cock went soft immediately.  Rosie to the rescue again!

It was another of those insider tricks the ignorant  general public knew nothing about.
They actually thought doctors weren`t real men, with cocks and balls and semen flooding
their genitals like other guys.  Little did they know.  Doctors were not only men,  they
were super horny bastards who often sublimated and channeled  their   desires into 
extremely   strange and unnatural avenues.   Most people didn’t know that the first  sex
toy, the vibrator,  was invented by doctors.  Using the phony excuse of treatment for 
“hysteria”, they would actually  administer  therapeutic cums to sexually deprived  and
frustrated Victorian wives  in their  offices.  Perverted  hijinks of every   style and
type  had been the nasty  reality ever since medical schools first  opened their
supposedly hallowed and rarefied  doors for business, a time  when grave robbing was the
preferred method  for  medical students to get their hands on dead bodies  to cut open and
 dissect.   That’s the kind of  unholy  roots this “profession” had.     There were very
few saints in  the medical world.  Most were demons - sexual demons with a lust for power
and control over everyone and everything.....