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Hi, folks. I know a lot of you good people here at Frankston Pipe Supplies were rather
surprised when Ms Kent was promoted to the position of office manager after being with us
for only a few months. Of course Ms Kent -- Phillipa to her friends, if such there be --
brought some quite unique talents to her work here. Her uncanny timing in entering the
stock room two minutes after a certain senior male co-worker was an early source of
comment, especially in view of the extended periods which usually elapsed before the
parties finally emerged, both of them usually looking pretty disheveled. 
In fact, the malicious gossip mongers that you find around any company water cooler have
been whispering for some time that Phillipa`s position here at Frankston was due far more
to Viagra input amongst some of our older male colleagues than to her own data output. So
I suppose it`s only natural that these same unkind people have been dropping hints that,
despite her generous donations at the office, there must have been some even more diligent
extra curricular activities on Phillipa`s part to secure her speedy progress up the
company ziggurat. 

Of course this was all pure -- or rather impure -- speculation until a CD fell off a
truck passing by the offices. It happened, purely by chance, to have been picked up by a
Frankston employee. Imagine that person`s astonishment when a series of photographs
apparently taken quite recently at Mr Frankston`s hobby ranch were found on the disk.
Photos which reveal how skillfully Phillipa has been promoting her human resource assets
at the top executive level. 

In the interests of company morale some of the most interesting images from the CD are
hereby made available to the workers of the Frankston Pipe Supply Company. They show that
Phillipa Kent has been spending some quality time out at Mr Frankston`s ranch and more
than pulling her weight in the great outdoors. It has obviously been a corporate personnel
development program which Ms Kent has found to be very successful in terms of achieving
upper echelon influence. 
 
Here we see Phillipa setting out bright and early, ready to pitch right into any little
chore that the boss might find for her to do. 
Of course we don`t know whom it was who took the pictures but perhaps it was the same
person who advised her that there was no point in putting on clothes which she`d only have
to take off later. 
Anyway, I`m sure we all applaud that decision. Phillipa has the kind of taste in clothing
that makes her look less like a hooker when she`s naked than she does when she`s dressed.