GARDEN OF EDEN (Revised and Unauthorised Version) by Stuart Holland


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GARDEN OF EDEN (Revised and Unauthorised Version)

Stuart Holland


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Published by: Fiction4All
No. words: 10000
Categories: Historical Erotica        Erotic Humor      Erotic Short Stories
Published 1 / 2011
 

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This short story is a light hearted and totally unauthorised version of what really happened in the Garden of Eden. Religious fanatics will find little to satsify them here, and probably plenty to moan about, but those who want a gentle, erotic read, with some light hearted humour in it - this is for you.

EXTRACT

“I am woman, out of man. Well, out of you, anyway.” “You have a name?” “No, no name. You have one?” “Yeah, I’m called Adam. As you came to me in the night, I’ll call you Eve. Good job you got here at night. If you’d been later I’d have had to call you Dawn and that would have messed everything up.” This is actually the first, and possibly last time, the woman was on time for anything. “Everything – how do you mean?” Eve asked him. “Well, in future generations we’re going to be famous, but as Adam and Eve, so if you’d been late and I had called you Dawn, then everything in the future would have been wrong.” “Are you always like this?” Asked Eve, still looking longingly into Adam’s bleary eyes. She also could not help but notice the twelve inch floppy thing between his legs. It was something she knew she did not have and it intrigued her. “Yep, usually. It’s how I cope with the big man.” “The big man?” “Yeah. He’s called God, or the Almighty, but I call Him the big man. You’ll know when He’s around – the trees rustle in the wind and the animals all run for cover. Me, I just stand here and listen to my knees knocking. So, stand up and lets have a look at you, Eve.” Eve did as she was told, her shapely, muscular body shining brightly in the night light of God’s creation (now called the Moon). “You look good. I would like to touch you,” said Adam. “Thank fuck for that!” A distant voice rumbled over the nearby mountains. “What was that?” Eve seemed startled “Just God. He does that occasionally.” “What is fuck?” “I have no idea. Next time I see God, I’ll ask him. Do you mind if I touch you?” “Okay. Yes, you can touch me, but only if I can touch you.” “Okay,” said Adam, standing up and walking up to Eve. Gently he placed his arm around her shoulder and she reciprocated. He looked down at her bronzed, shiny face as she looked up at his bronzed, shiny face and he smiled. Adam liked what he saw. He liked the blonde curls in her head of hair and the blonde curls of hair that formed in a sort of V shape at the top of her legs. Then he bent forward and Eve reached up to meet him. Thus was born the noble and ancient art of necking and petting. Adam spent a good time exploring Eve’s lips with his own, tasting the fresh scent of her newly created body, gently prising her lips open as his tongue sought out the delicate taste of her unused mouth. As he kissed her, so his hands explored her body as best they could. Before long, Adam had touched every inch of Eve’s body. Her face, arms, shoulders, back, the two large mounds of flesh on her chest – mounds which were much larger than his own well-toned chest muscles – and her stomach. Adam had caressed them all. Then he knelt down and touched Eve’s legs and feet, and carelessly began to trail his hand up the inside of one of Eve’s legs. Eve shuddered and pulled away. “You don’t like that?” Adam asked, concern in his voice. “It feels strange and makes me feel hot.” In the distance the voice of God rumbled over the mountains. “What did he say this time?” Eve asked. “I think he said you were supposed to feel hot down there.” “Oh, so it is alright then?” “I guess so.” Eve relaxed a little and parted her legs so Adam could ride his hand up her silken legs with greater ease. There was no need to rush, after all this was the beginning of Creation itself, there was no one else around, apart from God, to interrupt them, and even the animals seemed not to want to get too close. This was their moment – a time for mutual exploration. Eve shuddered again when Adam’s hand lightly glided over her maiden sex lips. She felt weak at the knees with anticipation as his hand stroked her sex softly. Adam felt the twelve inch monster between his legs stir and stiffen as he continued to stroke the woman. It intrigued him that his twelve inch floppy thing should react in this way – after all he was only touching another living creature. The other living creature purred softly as her arousal increased with each touch on her lips. Then Adam decided to gently part the lips and discover what lay beyond. Delicately he pulled Eve’s sex lips apart and slotted his finger into the warm, damp hole beneath. Eve moaned as he slid his finger into her about half an inch. There was an obstruction there and Adam did not push any further. Instead he withdrew his finger and put it up to his nostrils to sniff the moisture. He noticed it was a strange smell, not unappealing but strange. “Did you like me touching you?” Adam asked her softly.

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