Actually, that`s just how Philippa got to the top. She staretd by following a senior co-worker into the stock room,to appear some time later looking dishevelled. Then she really started to warm to the task of getting on int he company.
This is a really good story from David Shaw, containing a quality set of photos for illustration.
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Hi, folks. I know a lot of you good people here at Frankston Pipe
Supplies were rather surprised when Ms Kent was promoted to the
position of office manager after being with us for only a few months.
Of course Ms Kent -- Phillipa to her friends, if such there be --
brought some quite unique talents to her work here. Her uncanny timing
in entering the stock room two minutes after a certain senior male
co-worker was an early source of comment, especially in view of the
extended periods which usually elapsed before the parties finally
emerged, both of them usually looking pretty disheveled.
In fact, the malicious gossip mongers that you find around any
company water cooler have been whispering for some time that
Phillipa's position here at Frankston was due far more to Viagra input
amongst some of our older male colleagues than to her own data output.
So I suppose it's only natural that these same unkind people have been
dropping hints that, despite her generous donations at the office,
there must have been some even more diligent extra curricular
activities on Phillipa's part to secure her speedy progress up the
company ziggurat.
Of course this was all pure -- or rather impure -- speculation until
a CD fell off a truck passing by the offices. It happened, purely by
chance, to have been picked up by a Frankston employee. Imagine that
person's astonishment when a series of photographs apparently taken
quite recently at Mr Frankston's hobby ranch were found on the disk.
Photos which reveal how skillfully Phillipa has been promoting her
human resource assets at the top executive level.
In the interests of company morale some of the most interesting
images from the CD are hereby made available to the workers of the
Frankston Pipe Supply Company. They show that Phillipa Kent has been
spending some quality time out at Mr Frankston's ranch and more than
pulling her weight in the great outdoors. It has obviously been a
corporate personnel development program which Ms Kent has found to be
very successful in terms of achieving upper echelon influence.
Here we see Phillipa setting out bright and early, ready to pitch
right into any little chore that the boss might find for her to do.
Of course we don't know whom it was who took the pictures but perhaps
it was the same person who advised her that there was no point in
putting on clothes which she'd only have to take off later.
Anyway, I'm sure we all applaud that decision. Phillipa has the kind
of taste in clothing that makes her look less like a hooker when she's
naked than she does when she's dressed.
